Kuzvipira, Kudzvinyirira Kunetseka
Gore Idzva seyeurosis kana sei tichiita zvipo zvisina kufanira kune avo vasingadi isu?
Mumwe munhu anopa chiratidzo nemusingaoneki mutsvuku. A hodgepodge yezano rinonyatsosaswa ne graphomania yemablogiki uye kushamwaridzana kune nzvimbo dzakaipa. "Sarudza bvudzi rako", "iwe ucharasikirwa kunze kwemuorivhi wemiorivhi", "zviratidzo zvitatu zvichafara mugore idzva" nezvimwe zvakadaro. Sei, mumhepo yepamberi yezororo, hazvirevi kuti nzvimbo dzinoda kutaura pamusoro pekutyisa kwekutya kunoitika apo chirairo chakarairwa nehonya chinoponeswa zuva rimwe gare gare?
Pamusoro pekambani yematare mu hypermarkets uye shopologism, pamusoro pekuparadza mari kune vanhu vasingazoyeuki mushure mokunge iwe nechipo chako. Kunyangwe zviri nani - sei usingarevi pamusoro pekudzivisa kushungurudzika, neuroses, kuparara uye kufanana nehuduku, unofarira kunzwa kwechishamiso?
Mushure mekuongororwa, zvakaoma kusashamisika pamigumisiro: inenge 67 muzana yevakabvunzwa vanobvuma kuti vanopa zvipo zvizhinji kuvanhu vasingarevi chinhu chero chipi zvacho kwavari : vakuru, vashandi, vanachiremba, vadzidzisi, nezvimwewo. Pakati idzi, vanenge 80% vanobvuma kuti vanosarudza zvipo zvevanhu vakadaro pane kutengesa uye kutengeswa kwemisika, kana kuti vanotenga sweets uye doro, izvo zvinochengetwa muzvitoro "zvekusimudzira". Kumubvunzo wokuti "Unotungamirirwa neiko?" Vanhu vaigara vachiita "nezvibatsiro." Vakawanda vanobvumawo kuti vanokanganwa kutenga zvipo zvevanhu vanokosha, havanzwi semhepo yakakosha yezororo remhuri .
Rakatanga rini? Zvingava zvakaoma kuverenga zuva chaiyo. Muzana remakore rechimakumi maviri, izvi zvakatove zvichiri kuenderera mberi. Mumwe anozivikanwa zvikuru weCanada humorist munyori, Ph.D. uye nyanzvi yezvemari Stephen Leacock akanyora munyaya yake "Hoodoo Macchiggen neKrisimasi": "Apo baba vanoisa mwanakomana, vachirota dhora gumi, pasi pevharo yeusiku, tete rinokosha masendi gumi, uye vanoti chipo chakadaro chakaunza Ndiye mutumwa - izvi chaizvo, zvakanyanya kwazvo " (kukokwa kwe" The Madness of the Madman ", 1910-1911).
Kushungurudzika pedyo, kunetseka uye kuchema vana, pfungwa yekunyara, kukurumidzira - zvose izvi zvinoparadza festive mumhepo uye inoshandura Gore Idzva kubva muzororo rehuduku, iyo magetsi uye imwe tsika yakatsaurirwa mune imwe nzvimbo, iyo iyo nguva yekugara patafura izere nezvokudya nedoro.
Mazano mashomanana - mararamiro e "kurova" kubva kuNew Year's observations :
- zvipo zvakanaka zvekushandira zvinogona kunge zvinonzi "makadhi ekuda" 500, 1000 kana kuti akawanda rubles (zvinodiwa kupa mapoka evashandi pamwe chete nemari yakafanana-zvisinei kuti kusava nehanya, zvakadai semakadhi ezviko zvakasiyana zvinoitika);
- Maererano nehuwandu, 31% veRussia vanoshuva kupa vavakidzani vavo zviyeuchidzo zvinotora 1 PLACE MUCHOKUDZWA KWEMIKURU YAKANAKA KUNYIKA YEGORE ITSVA, kunyange zvazvo inogona kuva inogunzva uye inotapira kuwedzerwa, pamwe nemascocards, makanda, makenduru kana zvigadziko;
- Mu hypermarkets mabhomba anotengeswa netsamba kuna Baba Frost - akanyanya kubatikana vabereki vanogona kufema vakasununguka: kunyora zvinodiwa nemwana zvino zvinokurumidza uye nyore - tsamba mune chero ipi zvayo inobuda yakanaka, inofanirwa mune envelope uye nezvidhori;
- kana iwe uchinzwa iwe pachako usingazivi iwe unotanga kuvhara ruoko rwako mukutsvaga zvinhu zvinorema kana kuti ziso rinonyengedza sei nekunyengera - teerera kune zvakanakisa zvegore reNew Year Year zvakaitwa naLouis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra kana (kune vatevedzeri vemimhanzi "yakanyanya") Tarja Turunen - zvichida iwe uchanzwa uri nani;
- Mhepo yeChitsva Idzva haisi kubudirira nguva dzose pachayo: rega kuzviruramisa uye pakupedzisira ugopfeka imba, sezvakaitwa nevabereki vako, kutenderera kunotengesa zvekutengesa, enda kumusika unofanirwa - zvinyorwa zvine nhepfenyuro yeKrisimasi uye mabheji emichero yekukohwa hazvina kubviswa;
- Enda kunodzidzisa panguva yekutarisa uye kushungurudzika - muEurope mushure mekukosha kwemazororo anokosha, pamwe chete nemafungiro makuru uye mune mari, saka vakawanda;
- mukurwisana nekuora mwoyo uye kushungurudzika iwe uchabatsirwa nenyonganyonga yeChirungu yemunyori ambotaurwa-nyaya "Hudu Mackigen neKrisimasi", "Santa Claus Mhosita", "Krisimasi kana Mwana Akangonaka" uye zvakadaro zvichaita kuti iwe ucheke nemwoyo wose!
Iyi nzira yekuchengetedza nguva yako, mari uye inonyanya kukosha - mitsipa iri nyore kwazvo, asi panguva imwechete havazobvumi kutengesa vatengesi kuti vawane mari pamusoro pekushungurudzika kwako kwakabatana nekutenga zvipo zvekambani, pamwe nekusaziva kwako, chii zvino vana vemakore matatu kana kupfuura vanofarira. Mukuwedzera, iwe unogona kugadzirira zvose zviri mberi, izvo zvinoreva kuti haungateereri mutambo wegore negore we mutungamiri wenyika mukumhanya, kuvhura mambuka, kutarisa huni uye kuedza kupfeka.
Zvichida ipapo, pakupedzisira, Gore Idzva richave rakajeka uye rinonakidza seHollywood mafirimu, sezvinofadza uye yakajeka seyese cinema yeSoviet. Muzvizhinji, pasina kushungurudzika, hysterics uye nemweya.
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