Scene pamusoro moms. The chinyorwa pamusoro enyambo mifananidzo iri Amai Day

On Women yeZuva kana kwaAmai Day uchinyatsoda kusetsa chiitiko pamusoro moms. Zvinofanira kuva zvakanaka, kusetsa uye zvishoma bata. Pashure chiitiko pamusoro vanamai unoratidza upenyu pachahwo. Uye amai uye kurera zvinhu zvizhinji kutarisa nokusetsa, nekuti zvimwe vabereki chete regai kurarama.

horo chishongo

For Women yeZuva uye Amai Day kazhinji mu masangano rokubata mhemberero. Zvakakosha chaizvo vasati kutanga kwavo zvakanaka munoshongedza horo. Unokwanisa kushandisa Balloons, hombe mapepa maruva, rusvingo mapepanhau, inomira.

Photo Gallery "mai vedu sezvinoita mwana" anogona kuva pokutangira ari makwikwi. Kuti izvi zvidaro, pasi mifananidzo Uzvisiyire nzvimbo vana kuti zvakanyorwa, ane mai akabatwa. Pedyo zvechokwadi vanofanira kuisa mashoko avo. Izvi zvichakubatsira pavanoedza mukundi muna Paaipedzisa kutaura migumisiro makwikwi.

Kids achiti "Sezvo rori moto!"

Funny skits pamusoro mai ingavakirwa atakatora kutaura vana. Vanongoda mune "piggy kubhengi" mubereki mumwe, tinofanira chete kuti kudzvinyirira ndangariro, kana akavhura dhayari umo raunganidza funniest nevana mitsara. vanozowanzova hwaro anecdotes. Somuenzaniso, pfupi chaizvo gadzira pamusoro vanaamai vanogona kuva vakadaro.

"Mwanakomana, ndiri akanaka?" - anobvunza mai, achiratidza kure pamberi mugirazi. "Hongu, Amai ... - breathy anokuzendamira nechido mwana. - Sezvakaita rori moto "!

Vana ambotaura. "Ari dinosaurs vaiva kupi?"

Kana pamwe kunyange kuitika pamusoro moms vari.

Mwana anoona bhasikoro kuti vakatakura padare muvakidzani musikana. Mwanasikana anobata mudhiraivho, kuedza hoot hwamanda. Zvadaro okubvunza achifunga: "Amai, munguva dzekare, Pawaiva muduku, aiva bhasikoro nemi?" Amai zvinosuwisa anopindura: "Aiwa, mwanakomana, ndine runako akadaro haana zvinosuwisa ..." - "Hongu, kwenguva refu zvakanga. Zvino dinosaurs, ipapo kanenge ipapo paiva? "

Mamiriro "vanamai vatatu"

Zvakakosha chaizvo kuti atore mazororo nhoroondo vana vakadaro pamusoro vanaamai uye vanambuya, izvo zvinoratidza vabereki rudo, hanya. Izvi zvinhu chete zvinonyatsoenderana bhiri. yokunyora nokudhirowa enhetembo zvevana vari airidza dzimwe nguva chete kutora chikamu kutungamirira kana munyori. Panewo basa ambuya, mai uye Tanya. Naizvozvo, zvatinoona izvi kafanira vanambuya navanaamai.

Author okuti:

Tanya akagara pasi kuti kutamba manheru.

Doll akamuka - asi wake hope!

Akabvunza mubvunzo pano Tanya (Tanya mashoko):

"Ndezvipi iwe, mwanasikana, akaturikwa mhino yake?

Zvakare Ndairidza zuva rose, kudzikama,

Uye zvachose akaramba kudya kwamanheru?

Sezvo ndakanga ndaneta, mwanasikana wangu, newe!

Nokukurumidza uchava somunhu machisi, mutete!

Teerera amai vanoda Chakabva!

Ndicho iwe, uchi, tea Cheesecake! "

Author okuti:

Amai Tanya akauya kubasa.

Tanya akabvunza (mai shoko):

"Sei, mwanasikana wangu, uri iwe?

Zvakare Ndairidza zuva rose, kudzikama,

Uye zvachose akaramba kudya kwamanheru?

Sezvo ndakanga ndaneta, mwanasikana wangu, newe!

Nokukurumidza uchava somunhu machisi, mutete!

Teerera amai vanoda Chakabva!

Ndicho iwe, uchi, tea Cheesecake! "

Author okuti:

Pano mbuya - mai mai vangu - akauya.

Uye mai Tanya vake akati (mashoko ambuya vangu):

"Mwanasikana wangu, iwe tarisa vaneta kwazvo ...

Zvichida kwete kudya zuva rose, aneta?

Kuchikoro, kubasa, uye zororo!

Pakanga zvakare hapana zvemasikati nhasi?

Sezvo ndakanga ndaneta, mwanasikana wangu, newe!

Nokukurumidza uchava somunhu machisi, mutete!

Teerera amai vanoda Chakabva!

Ndicho iwe, uchi, tea Cheesecake! "

Author okuti:

vanamai matatu, vanasikana vatatu muimba yokudyira vanogara

vanamai matatu nevanasikana chinozvidza kutarira.

Hazvisi nyore, hazvisi nyore kuti vave moms,

Kohl mwanasikana vakasindimara!

Scene pamusoro mwanakomana uye mai vake

Well vabvuma vateereri kusetsa skits nezvaamai vangu nevana vakura. Pashure pezvose, vabereki nguva dzose funga vana vavo vana. It atova munhu chaiwo chiitiko, "Amai nemwanakomana-mukuru chikoro". Itaiwo mairi maviri.

Amai anomuka mwanakomana: "Nguva kusimuka, asi zvino zvakare, yapera! Simuka, mwanakomana wangu, vose vana vaenda kuchikoro, "Mwanakomana:" Zvakanaka, kunyange hafu yeawa, Amai! Ndiri kurwara pachikoro ichi! "-" Naizvozvo, mwanakomana, haukwanise! School - ndizvo basa renyu! "-" Usaita kuda! Maslov achava zvakare kuva tsvina dhende yokurasa! "-" Ndinoda kuenda kuchikoro! "-" Usaenda! Ivan Petrovich kwandiri niggles, dzose nguva vachitsvaka zvikanganiso! "-" Sarudza Enough. Simuka, lazybones! "-" Ini Filippov shure mutauro rinoratidza pamwe ose nicknames! "-" Zvino chii zvino? The chikoro ichiri kuenda kudiwa! Uri kwomutungamiriri! "

Mamiriro "haina rikamunya muchindwi, pamwe ..."

Short zviziviswe vanaamai kubva vana kazhinji yakavakirwa zviitiko chaizvo. Kazhinji shamisa Nyaya anotorwa kubva "Jumble" uye replayed pamusoro vana mazororo. Somuenzaniso, pano ndicho chiitiko zvimwe kuseka vose vakakokwa uye vateereri.

Amai anocheka matapiri uye musikana anoudza nyaya, uye mwanasikana wangu anodya ikoko.

"Iye akaenda Little Red akatasva Washington mumasango kuna ambuya. Rui zvakanaka! It anoenderera mberi uye zvakasangana pfumbu rinoparadza. Imi regai kutsenga, kutsenga nani! Iye akanyengerwa musikana akamhanyira kari kutanga uye ikamedza mbuya. Uri kuenda kutsenga kana kwete? Ipapo iye musikana ikavamedza. Rui, ndinokuudzai, zviri nani prozhovyvay! Asi zvino isu nepaImba vavhimi vakaona bere, akabvarura svinudzai dumbu rake. Achingwarira prozhovyvay chikafu, sezviri iwe kutaura! Zvino akauya mupenyu uye asina kukuvadzwa mbuya vake muzukurusikana ... "

Mwanasikana akaisa chipunu akamira akati: "! Pano, uye zvose nokuda mai vangu havana kuteerera uye haana prozhovyval zvokudya zvakanaka"

Mamiriro "Where dhayari?"

Inogona akasungirirwa yezororo dingindira zviitiko vakazvitsaurira kuna vanamai, vanotongwa chikoro. Vakanga zvakare akatorwa upenyu chaihwo. Somuenzaniso, kazhinji zviziviswe vanaamai kubva vana chokuita nomuedzo Mutengo.

"Mwanakomana, uri panguva kombiyuta kupfeka mbatya dzake zvakare? Uye kuramba vasingazivi "-! Rinoreva amai mwana. "Zvakanaka, uri shure, madzitateguru! Computer - kuti kufambira mberi! munhu mumwe chete anogona kunzi dzetsika uye vakava nhasi, uyo Inoziva unyanzvi ichi! Uye ini - chete murume, cultured, yepamusoro uye vakadzidza "-! Asangana vanozvikudza kuyaruka.

"Zvakanaka, zvino, ndiratidzei dhayari yenyu, imi muri dzedu tsika uye vakadzidza!" - musarega mai vangu. "Aripiko?" - anobvunza mukomana, kwete achitarisa kubva kombiyuta. "Zvichida, ari mubhegi rako!"

Mwanakomana rummages muhomwe chikoro asi anowana chinhu. "Iye haasi ikoko! On kuongorora, sezviri pachena vakapfuura "-! Riri basa mukomana uye kuedza zvakare kugara ari pakombiyuta. mai vake anobvisa, iye anogara uye the clicks negonzo, achitsvaga chinhu.

"Amai, zvino vose mundoparadza ini, ini kurasikirwa!" - anodanidzira defaulting mudzidzi. "Iwe, Sonny, haisisina! Tarirai, uyu ndiye yemagetsi wako dhayari, uye mudzidzisi panguva cheki asingadi kubvisa! Uye mairi tinoona ... maviri pamusoro Russian uye uwandu masvomhu! Hongu, uye kuti mamwe mabasa shure ... Saka kuvhara wako mutambo uye kuwana basa! Computer - kuti kufambira mberi! mumwe chete munhu anogona kunzi dzetsika uye vakava nhasi, uyo Inoziva unyanzvi ichi, "- anodzokorora mashoko mwanakomana wamai vangu kwakaipa Matauriro.

Mwanakomana anokwenya musoro wake akasuruvara. "Sei zvakadaro? A Vovk akati chete kuti avanze dhayari uye chokufambisa ... Hongu, zvakaoma kugara nevabereki vavo, vanonzwisisa makombiyuta! Oh, kufambira mberi ichi! Ndingada kombiyuta akaputsa! "

Scene, "Amai-chap"

Mwanasikana agere pakombiyuta. Included Amai.

"Docha, nditendere mapikicha ari" Vaunodzidza navo "vsunu!"

Iye nyongoroka anopa nzira. Amai anobudisa pamurwi mapikicha, svinudzai nemotokari uye anoedza kuti kuomerera. Mwanasikana vanoseka: "Amai, uri kuitei! Nei imi Tuck kupinda nemotokari akadhindwa mifananidzo! "-" Uye chii chinodiwa? "-" Izvi zvinoitwa chete zvigadzirwa zvemagetsi! mbaravara kupi kutyaira? "-" Zvinoita Chinhu chiduku, sezvinoita kupenya? "-" Zvakanaka, chokwadi, iri raita! Uye unofanira kutanga kupinda nzvimbo! Chii Username wako? "-" Ndiani? "-" Username, Amai! Eya, shoko iri romutemo, rakanyorwa nemabhii Latin zviri pano - mwanasikana naamai yabatanidzwa. - Here kunyora password! "-" A-aaa-ah! Zvino, ubve! "Musikana kudzorwa, mai vangu clumsily kukuchidzira panguva kiyi, kureva bepa. Mwanasikana rwaizungunuswa uye kubva paimba, nokudzungudza musoro wake - ndizvozvo nokuti vamwe "izvo" Amai!

It inotsvaira mukova. Amai anowana pamahedhifoni, anokurumidza the clicks pamusoro kiibhodhi anotanga kukurukurirana pamusoro Skype: "It paracetamol! Misi, wagadzirira? Mwanasikana vakasiya maawa maviri tine aripo! Kutanga! Uyai, pavaigona kutora chikepe chaienda Iye-Eyed Mockingbird kuruboshwe uye ichange kuridza zvakanaka! Kusvetukira pagomo! Hide zvakawanda mune crevice! Havagoni munoona here? Museve Hi! Nemiwo akasunungura kubasa? Uyai, kuti chokuita kurudyi, kurudyi ... Bang! Inoitwa !!! Ha-ha! We vakanhonga! We kumhanyira spaceport mumasekonzi, maviri gare gare, kutizira nyika Omervayter! Ikoko Tichakamirira kuti Vishera multi-zvombo! Hyperbolic lazeroidy kukanganwa? Dzinoendesa! "

Mamiriro "Vanaamai zuva"

Mwanakomana anoimba, dzichitsvaira uriri. Iye anopinda mumba Amai mabhegi makuru. Anotarisa tarisa, vakashamisika uye vakatya anogara. "Mwanakomana, chii chakaitika? Unofanira mbiri "-" Nei iwe vakasarudza "-" Zvakanaka, sei kuti iwe pakarepo akatora rokuchenesa "-" Just pasi rakanga marara, saka ndakasarudza akatsvaira "Mother anobata pasherefu uye anobata mwoyo ???"! iwe akapukuta guruva! Ita Ndine kuzodana wekambani zvakare? "-" Kwete, ini chete akasarudza kukubatsira, pano uye akapukuta guruva kwose kwose! "-" Kwose Kwose ??? "- mai unopanga. Mwanakomana anounza wake girazi remvura. Amai drink, mazino miromo youpenzi. "Zvichida akadzingwa chikoro? Chii kuti hunonhuwirira zvakanaka? "-" Hazvina warambidzwa. A nomunhuwi zvakakanyiwa namafuta matapiri - yandakaigadzirira iwe. Uri aneta, pamwe "Amai chinowa ake cheya, achishevedzera kuti:" Doctor! Coming Nokukurumidza! Zvichida pfekai rekodhi mukamuri zvevana! "

Mwanakomana anoenda runhare uye dials nhamba uye muttered: "Vanoti chinhu chakanaka chinobuda nhasi vanaamai regai kuwana ..." ER "? Tora dambudziko! Hongu, mai vangu, zvakare! Uyewo chete kurwisa! "

Amai anosimudza musoro wake zvinyoronyoro: "Ndizvo zvose - chete chipo? - mwanakomana nods. - On the zuva Amai? Uye mangwana uchava ose akare? "-" Zvakanaka, Chokwadi, Amai! Ndinovimbisa! "The mwanakomana kutsvodana mai vake padama, vanobatana maoko uye famba munzvimbo kicheni. Mwanakomana anotakura bhegi.

"Dinner"

Tapedza chirongwa zvaifanira kuridzwa mai kwaziso. Sketch "Dinner" kuchava kuchinja kubva konzati kusvika bato tii.

Mwanakomana uye mwanasikana kugadzira mukicheni pedyo chitofu. Mukomana anoda kubika keke, uye kasikana achingoramba chibvukuche muto. Havana kusvika pakubvumirana. Somugumisiro, nomumwe dhishi rinowedzera zvigadzirwa kuti zvakakodzera.

Mwanakomana kuverenga yokubika: "Isai furawu mazai matatu, mukombe anovava ruomba ..." - anongotenda hombe mbiya zvokudya uye otanga kumutsa muchoto. Girl kuverenga yokubika. "Hot chili pod akarara. Kuwedzera grated gariki, hanyanisi, cilantro "- anowedzera zvinhu zvayo uye mixes zvose ane chipunu. Ipapo vana kuisa ndiro vavo muchoto uye kumirira.

The agogodze nezvindori, mwanakomana Zara rakashama. The musikana anobuda muchoto mundiro. Mhamha anouya: "Ko iwe une ini aita! Ndinokutendai zvikuru nokuda kwenyu hanya! "Mwanasikana wangu zvamaoko ndiro rinogara riri chimedu chinhu dema. Amai sniffs, winces, asi zvinyoronyoro inoruma kure chimedu. "Zita iri chinoshamisa kudya?" - mai vangu zvaisagona dzinodzeya, asi kuburikidza nesimba kunyemwerera. Children kwaya ikarumbidzwa: mumwe yells "keke", mumwe - "chibvukuche". Amai nods uye anoti, "Ini panguva vaimbofunga. "Kharcho" keke. Delicious! "

Unoita pashure zvatinoona rinoudza vashanyi: "ndiro yedu vakagadzirira nenzira iyi haisi saka vanaamai dzinodiwa uye vanambuya havana kuedzesera kumbonodziedza pamusoro kuravira. Welcome wose mutambo tafura! "