Funny detembo kugadza kumunetsawo. Positive kugadza kumunetsawo

Subject kunyemwerera uye afare kwakakurumbira kwete chete mumafirimu uye mumhanzi. Rinoshanda muupenyu hwezuva nezuva, nekuti ndine yakawanda kunyemwerera.

Vanachiremba pamusoro kumunetsawo

Pakutanga, vamwe mashoko zvakakomba zvavo, ipapo nyaya iyi nyore uye mafaro. moyo mwoyo nyanzvi - vanachiremba chinyakare Vedic, kungaitwa - nenzwi rimwe achingoramba kukosha mufaro muupenyu hwomunhu.

In zvepfungwa, pane kunyange kuitika rose idzva rinonzi "felichitizm", mune mamwe mazwi, sayenzi mufaro. Kuedza kuyera kufara, kuti utsanangure, kuwana Quick ake haanamati chinhu asi mumwe kusimbisa kukosha kufara.

The akakurumbira rwiyo kubva pauduku akanga chaizvo zvakarurama akati "kunyemwerera achaita tariro zvose" - uye zvirokwazvo, mufaro projected kunze kunyemwerera, uye iye anofarira vamwe kwaari muridzi.

The simba kumunetsawo utano

Hakudi kutungamirira mashoko pamakakatanwa nzira zvepfungwa pakukurukurirana uye kufunga nzira chirwere, kuitira kuti aratidze kukosha afare. Zvakakwana kuyeuka chiremba wetsinga zvakanaka roruwa utano centre, inova nguva dzose rinorayira varwere kutevedza nemidzimu yakanaka uye tariro yakaisvonaka kuti kurapwa akabatsira.

Panewo kwesayenzi uchapupu pamusoro ukama nemazvo basa uye nezvekumwe zvirwere Somuenzaniso, mukuru muhurumende kazhinji kutambura kubva zvemwoyo, vashandi vane kwemitemo miviri - zvirwere nemudumbu, vadzidzisi - zvinetso zvepfungwa uye huta. Pakutanga, ukama izvi Zvisinei dzinonzwisisika kwakavakirwa mararamiro vamiririri munzvimbo idzi, uye kushushikana mupfungwa kunokosha basa rinokosha pano, uye kunaka - mumwe yazvo nenzira.

Hongu, uye ake zvaanorumbidza haazoiti: tariro uye ushamwari vanhu yekudyidzana zvishoma vairwara uye kazhinji kunzwa zviri nani.

Kurera manzwiro ako?

Achipedzisa rakakosha chikamu rondedzero, unogona kupa nzira shoma kuvandudza manzwiro ako:

• kukurukura chinonhuwira uye nyore munhu;
• tarisai kufarira mutambo wako kana kusetsa mavhidhiyo remhuka;
• kutamba vana - risible uye yainakidza;
• verenga anecdote kana shamisa nhetembo;
• teererai kutaura pamusoro satirist.

Zviri kuoneka kuti Pamunosimudza ari kufara aitungamirira basa reDare neshoko, handizvo here?

10 chokwadi pamusoro kunyemwerera

Zvinoumba zvinosetsa zvakanaka havasi mashoko chete, asiwo nomwoyo unofara mashoko. Heano mamwe dzinonakidza zvinhu pamusoro kunyemwerera:

• zviri chinotapukira;
• It ndezvechokwadi;
• Kunokwezva vamwe;
• vakadzi "akavaka" kunyemwerera, varume - chinosetsa nyaya;
• Kunyemwerera kunokonzera tsitsi;
• kuseka kuburikidza misodzi - vane zvakakura physiology;
• kuseka - iri endorphin simba;
• Funny vachiseka pamwechete;
• nyemwerera chaiwo inoratidzwa kwete muromo, uye meso;
• satellites vepachokwadi kunyemwerera - "tsoka rarira kuti".

afare mumafirimu uye cartoons

Salt comedies - mashoko kukurudzira kumunetsawo wako. Nechekare pamugumo firimu, uye vateereri kuseka zvose uye vadzokorora chaunofarira zvirevo. Ngationei kuyeuka zvimwe neparera:

• "Saka imi muri kurera ini."
• "Vari kupi muchuchisi? Kupi asati Napoleon akanga avete."
• "Ndinoda kutora nemvura, kunwa kofi."
• "Semon Semenych ..."
• "Seiko akaenda - takaita."
• "Ndiri rurimi-yakasungirirwa kubvira pauduku. Ndinofunga sezvo Ndinofunga, uye ndinotaura sezvo ndinoti"
• "Ini logopef kwokururamisa fefektov kutaura."

Ndianiko asingazivi yakakurumbira okuti, zvichikonzera kunyemwerera?

Humor ndechokuti vemazera ose: mune cartoons, zvakare, kurarama mashoko mapapiro kukurudzira manzwiro ako:

• "Kubasa Ndiri kare ndakaneta, kwangopera Ndine simba kuona TV."
• "Joint basa - wangu vabatsirwe - kunobatanidza."
• "Hatina kumbova pamusoro chero Tahiti, uye isu tiri zvakanaka zvokudya."
• "Zvakanaka, iwe kuuya, kana Shaw."

Zvakakwana kuverenga - uye kunyemwerera chiso avhiringidzwa - pozitivchik kugadza mafungiro!

Positive pamusoro chepamusoro

Corporative - fangled kuvamba mutizi eycharov yokuwedzera kukurudzira pogrustnevshih vashandi. On zororo inofanira kunakidza, uye ezvokutengeserana hakuna anosara.

Created Muchiitiko yose zviitiko, akagovera mabasa, mashoko, vakasanangurwa zvokupfeka uye Ichokwadi kusetsa nhetembo - sezvo pasina kwavari?

Hezvino zvimwe akakurumbira;

Kubva basa mabhiza kufa,

Zvakanaka, I - usingafi hachi!

Shoko mukuru:

Kana kuenda zvakanaka kubasa
Zvino profitability kukura,
Izvi zvinoreva kuti bhasi yedu -
chinhu Right kuita.

Kana kadhi musoro omurume:

Unofunga vanoshandira nomwe;

Regai kunonoka;

Nguva kunyemwerera zvose;

On chii asingadi kugunun'una;

Hapana ari makuhwa.

Funny detembo kurera mukuru webasa wacho manzwiro, uye yose tsvimbo;

Hatisi sycophants,
Asi tichida Vaverevedze:
mutungamiri Our simba -
Sin haana kurumbidza!

Funny detembo kuti afadze

Dzimwe tarenda - kunyora anosetsa. Ilf kwete chete uye Petrov tenzi, uye kune nyanzvi yakadaro munguva yedu. Ndapota taizviisa kudzama kwepfungwa uye kunyemwerera:

Dai ndaiva nguva

Saka mwero, uye kutendeseka, uye nyika, uye wham,

Ndingadai oo, ndingadai oo,

I wakaramba uh.

Uye zvishoma netariro detembo:

Kana kukunyengerai upenyu -
Musasuwa, regai kuva nehasha,
Pazuva muzarima - zvininipise:
A zuva kunofara, tenda, achauya!
Heart anogara ramangwana.
Currently achivafinha? - zvose pakarepo, zvose achapfuura,
Zvichaitika, zvingava zvakanaka!

Pozitivchik kugadza kumunetsawo

Funny - yakatipoteredza. Imwe yakakurumbira ethnographers yakapoteredza humour raiva Mikhail Zadornov - zita yakagadzirwa sokunge iri chinangwa. Anokwanisa kuona uye kunzwa kusetsa, sezvo vachiti, "riri panzvimbo".

Somuenzaniso, AD:

"Zvinotora vashandi vaviri vanoda kushanda, panzvimbo 2, uyo asingadi kushanda."

A tambo okutambirwa Eenhede: "herring kuzvarwa."

Funny zvinoitika enyika. Kuti kuenda kupenga pepanhau makore mashoma apfuura: "Election 2008: kuponesa pasipoti munyika Hide mbuya vake!"

Nhaka inokosha tarenda varaidza vadzidzi kuti zvavari unyore kemabhuku dzavo nokusimudzira kwete chete vadzidzisi, asi kuti vaenzi vose Internet mapeji.

Kwokusafunga mu dhayari yake: "Panguva yokumbozorora akakwira pamusoro porusvingo kurutivi 4th pauriri!"

Vachiongorora basa mukabhuku: "kupi upr.43 Unofungei, Andrew?" Pindura: "pasherefu".

Blog Entry 21/12/2012: "Boka rose akanga akamirira kuguma kwenyika."

Chudyat nembudzana,

Vakomana nevasikana.

How kukwezva musikana?

Vanachiremba vanoti kuti vakadzi vanokoshesa uchifara munhu: kuvaka akanyatsorongwa nounhu inokosha pamusoro shanu achifarira Maitiro avanoti nayo.

Detembo kuti afadze musikana - nzira yakanakisisa amufadze. Female anoda compliments hapana zvishoma pane vanhu, uye kubva laudatory odes vachikudza manzwiro avo parohwa hwakavandudzika.

Unogona kutumira kwake zvishoma nhetembo, SMS, uye iwe unogona kuronga Stylish kadhi mashoko pamwoyo wake nokukudzwa. Uye kunyange vasikana vari chaizvo kwazvo, kana nezita uye Kero vakanyoresa makorokoto.

Anogona kutumwa Mobile-stanza nhetembo:

Musachema, asi nyemwerera,
Uye hapana asi mubvunzo.
Achaita zvose zvikuru - Ndinoziva!
Ndinosuwa zvikuru!

Ndiani vasikana kuramba kuti mangwanani imwe SMS-ku?

Kana pano munhu kusetsa detembo kugadza kumunetsawo:

Mangwanani handina mudye nokuti pandinokurangarirai. Panguva I havadyi kwemasikati zuva - ndinofunga pamusoro penyu. Manheru, handina chisvusvuro - Ndinofunga pamusoro penyu. I havarari usiku - kudya UCHIDA!

Iva nechokwadi chokuti nhetembo kuti afadze rakaisvonaka chishandiso musikana!

Funny limericks

Chokwadi, zvinosetsa dzose zera rake: chii kusetsa mudzidzi, munhu mukuru kuti chete kunyemwerera, uye vakutarisire. Zvisinei, pane inotonhorera detembo kugadza mwoyo, inova "kunyemwerera" upi, uye dzakakurumbira chaizvo pakati mafaro-rudo vari couplets:

Yegor akapindura chidzidzo -
mudzidzisi DEVI vakafenda!
From pakusaziva ake
Mudzidzisi afenda.

On the kombiyuta iri mutambo
Denis kupedza mangwanani.
At namapuranga chikoro Denis,
Kufanana kombiyuta, iye "akaturika".

Popular pfupi nhetembo kugadza mafungiro nyaya kwete chete chikoro, asiwo kurimwa:

Oh, rabotka iwe kushanda,
Oh, I akatambudzwa:
Muhofisi rake rakabayirwa,
Mifananidzo yacho yakafanana nedukununu mubindu!

Oh, basa, iwe kushanda,
Best shamwari:
Zuva rose tiri vasingasiyani,
Sebhiza uye cinch!

Smile: shamisa nyaya

Asi zvikuru musoro nguva dzose nyaya youpenyu: chudyat vana, chudyat vakura. Varaidza vanhu kwete chete pfupi nhetembo kugadza mwoyo, asi prose: rinokosha glamour nyaya dzakasiyana pamusoro fadza blondes agere seri vhiri. Pano mumwe nyaya Yakataurwa akapupurira.

Kamwe akanga aitarisira kuti tai kusvikira pakugadzira bhiza rake, asi nguva ino kuti Studio kudhonzwa tsvuku "Lexus" pamwe vhiri. Zvinokonzera vhiri aiva musikana fadza kubva akakurumbira erudzi nhasi.

Vakomana pachiteshi vachiri Vanoita mitambo yokusetsa avo uye dzigadziridzwe hafu-jokingly akabvunza chii vhiri pombi. Maid, pasina batting ziso, akabvunza zvakare: "Chii?"

The Vakomana akatarira imwe: "Air pamwe zvakasiyana: kune pichisi, Strawberry."

nhepfenyuro zvose nechekare giggles, nezvironda zvetsono nzeve, uye kukurukura mberi. Maid hakungorevi kutaura mutengo, uye tenzi iri sezvo unabashedly rinofumura tichiregeredza 800 rubles nokuda 4-nemavhiri. Kunenge kuti chinokodzera mari nokuti anorayira mumhepo mastrawberry.

Zvapupu noutano kukurukura iyi yakaoma anorega kuseka, uye kwete withstanding, anongoita nharo kuseka: saka hilarious Mufananidzo waunoona ose zuva. Maid, akanga vasingatombonetseki uye pasina mumvuri achinyemwerera, akamirira kusvikira zvichaita kupomba vhiri zvinozipa michero, iye haazobvumiri mari uye maseiri kure zvakachengeteka. Vanhu havasi chete kuseka - ndichichema.

Nyaya mberi apo pashure pezvizuva pedyo Studio akamisa yaizivikanwa tsvuku "Lexus", umo akabuda zvikuru zvakakomba sekuru. Paakabvunza uyo anokandazve vhiri riri muchina uyu pezvizuva apfuura, vose zii uye chakatsindirwa pachake kurusvingo; pano zvakaitika, zuva rokuzvidavirira, uye ikozvino vachatanga disassembly. Asi akanga kwokuenda uye proprietor vakauya mberi uye akasimbisa kuti mavhiri pamusoro motokari pumped pano.

A mukomana achiri akati pane pumped vakasimudza mavhiri ari motokari, mudzimai wake, uye kana vakaita nyadza vakomana akasimbisa kuti Strawberry mhepo uye akaita chii hapana aitarisira - kudzura rimwe wad mari uye zvipiriso chiuru rubles muridzi SRT.

Somugumisiro, murume wake akanga asina kutsamwa, asi pachinhambo whinnying kwemazuva anoverengeka uye mafaro uchinzvera zvose shamwari dzavo mukadzi. Zvino simba yokuseka hakusisipo, akasarudza kuuya Ndinokutendai kunonakidza uye kukurudzira mari pfuma mhizha.

Uye pano chimwe nyaya duku avtoserii "Sergey Viktorovich zvakaipisisa zvokuti yakapakwa kuti motokari akanyora kwaari:". Iwe benzi ' "

It anonakidzwa mukurumbira mukuru uye nhoroondo upenyu hwemhuri. Vanhu vanocherechedza vakaona muenzaniso pano:

Kana murume akasangana nomudzimai wake, "kwete", ipapo mubvunzo waiva zvakada: "? Rinhiko vachiri iwe kuenda kuona nhabvu" Kana murume ane mutoro wake: "Kana uchida" - nokudaro, mubvunzo waiva chinhu chakafanana: "Ndingaita kuti Orange huru?" Kana murume akasangana nomudzimai wake, "hungu", pamwe akabvunza: "Muri kunditeerera !!?"

Uye pakupedzisira, vamwe okunzwisisa mashoko Zadornov:

• Chete vanhu vedu, vachimhanya mhiri mumugwagwa chiedza dzvuku, anogona akagogodza pasi chime achimhanya akananga.
• Regai akachera gomba muvakidzani, kana iye anorishandisa somunhu mugoronga.

Pakupedzisira, zvakananga panyaya: kana uchida kuva nguva dzose afare, dzidza kufadzwa muhoro - a kunyengedzazve, asi zvakanaka.

Iva afare!