Funniest zita rechipiri. Funny Ukrainian zita rechipiri. The zita kupfuura pusa muna Russian

Mumwe nomumwe wedu akaseka uye tsitsi verenga kumwe rinoshamisa, kusetsa vanhu mazita. VokuRussia, Ukrainians uye Belarusians zvikuru akapfuma mu "womwoyo" remadunhu- kwakadaro, izvo zvinotaurwa wayo, pakupedzisira akava zita rake, kuunza akawanda nomusoro nyanzvi mune necheSalvic anthroponimics.

Ndiani paakavapa ari Ukrainians shamisa zita?

Fungidzira mudzidzi nomudzimai, yechiUkraine chaiye: iye vakapfeka anonziwo Borsch, uye iye - Salo. Mazita havadi kuchinja pamuchato iye iye (zvichida, zvakanga zvakaoma kusarudza chii zvinonaka). Uye vangani vakaroorana anoshamisa imomo: Vovk uye Kozevich kana iye - Nepiypivo, uye iye - Nalivaiko!

Ukrainians nokuda unopinza-pamuromo Cossacks, uyo, pasina stint, vachipa kunze nicknames mu Inochengeta yake, anozvikudza mazita kunyanya inonakidza kuona. Abyyak (mu Russian, "kana chete se") Vernyvolya, Vystavnoga, Vyhrestyuk, Galuška, Davikoza, Zhopinsky, Zabroha, Zagnybida, Zadryschenko, Zaplyuysvichka, Kuropyatnik, Lantuh (mu Russian, "bhegi"), Tomb, Netudykhata, Afternoon (diki tabhu), Oberemok, Pidoprigora, Pindyura, Putrya (anonzi national chikafu, zvakada chingwa zvakakangwa mumukaka), Ridkokasha, Ubiyvovk, Håkan - maparera izvi zvose regai kupedza pfuma akasiya kwatiri Cossacks.

zita Funny Ukrainian - ichi kazhinji ndiyo nyaya. Zvakanga iye akakwanisa kutsanangura nei murume uyu akura vachiri mbudzana, asi zvikuru vakadzikama taxpayer - Proydisvit (nenzira, kujekesa, muchiRussia zviri zvakafanana "gava yekare").

Mazita Russian dzimwe nguva haana kuverenga pasina vachiseka

MuRussia, sapamazuva Ukraine, zita vakatakura nawo mamwe mashoko pamusoro madzitateguru. Zviri pachena kuti pakutanga, kubva kugomera zvino chivi Grehunovyh kana Mnogogrehovyh kwete akasvika pakunzi saizvozvi. Kunyange zvazvo pane Somuenzaniso, mutadzi mukuru, uye akasangana Colonel Zaporizhzhya mauto (1665) uye chernihiv Colonel (1673). Mazita aya haana kuvatadzisa vakabata zvinokosha nzvimbo.

Uye uyo akararama muzana remakore rechi14. Boyar Grand Duke Ivan Kalita, tateguru akakurumbira vanokudzwa mhuri dzakawanda, kusanganisira Romanov yainzi Andrei Ivanovich hachi, munin'ina wake rwakaiswa Shevlyaga (kureva "neNag" ..), uye mwanakomana wake - Stallion. Whew!

Nhoroondo imwe mhuri

Nokuti vazhinji zviri upenyu yekare haina vaburukira kwatiri, dzimwe nguva zvakaoma kunzwisisa sei kupfuura musoro unonzi aumba. Eya, uyo mbudzi yaiva Chokwadi, asi izvozvo zvinonzwisisika, zvingaita sokuti, zita hauna Tverdohleb kuumbwa kubva pamidzi mbiri: ". Chingwa" "nesimba" ( "dzakaoma") uye Zvakaratidza kuti munguva dzekare ainzi Tverdohleb vaya vaigona kunwa yakawanda, "zvakasimba slurped" uye vaizoshayawo pamwe netsoka. Uye edza kufungidzira apo akaita Poddubny anonziwo Podlipnov kana lactating? Uye, kana munhu anogara decoy, A batsira kana chipeto, chii nazvo?

Uye, zvichida, kwete chete mutsvakurudzi vanofanira kutyora musoro wako pamusoro kwakabva risingazivikanwi Vibendy, Gavdidny uye Gnipelya.

Top mazita kupfuura musoro - koda hazviiti!

Iva pamusoro kusetsa uye mazita kujairika, iro rinogona kuwanikwa pana tose nguva - zviri isingaongi basa. Pashure pezvose, munhu anoseka Drushlyakov zita kana Snotty, uye mumwe angaita chete mafaro kuita sezvo Muhopad (chiremba chaicho zvevana), Bobby, Glyukin kana Shnurapet (mazita Moscow runhare Directory).

Mune rimwe shanduro kare akapa wokutanga mukadzi vane anonziwo Intraligator (zvimwe yemarudzi garwe), uye vamwe - jaya nezita Didus. Asi zvakadaro edza.

Zvichida musoro unonzi, aizivikanwa Kharkov akanga Pipko-nedhimoni, uye ikozvino hapana zvishoma nomukurumbira mitezo imwe mhuri (zviya, vakadzikama kwazvo) napazvipfuwo unonzi. Asi imbofungidzira kwekanguva inotisvitsa zita kana Cherdakly mutauri wemashoko Pyrkalo. Uye kana uchiverenga - yakasimba «mutema", unogona bheji kuti kubva zvidimbu mumhanzi izvi kubva chinyoreso nemunyori Kochmarik zita!

Chinonyanya pusa nhabvu mazita

Uye kana isu kutaura pamusoro kugarisana mazita chete basa romunhu, ipapo zvichida hapana zvakawanda kuyeva incredible mazita Vatambi nhabvu.

• Eya, funga zvachose akura midfielder "Chernomorets" kuti mazita mwana. Kana mudziviriri "Transcarpathia", zita iro, ndinovimba, hazviratidzi manyorerwe nhabvu yedu - Ivan Usimbe.
• Zvakanaka aizivikanwa mutambo Midfielders: admin uye Samir Nasri.
• Asi nyaya kuzvarwa Turkish midfielder "Kayserspora" vakapararira kuburikidza vezvenhau vose. Chokwadi kuti Abdullah Durak akaberekwa mudunhu pasina, mune imwe chete guta, saka kunyange April 1! Heunoi benzi pasina!
• A zvakajairika chaizvo zita mhuri muRomania, inova Vatambi "Universitatea" Marius Popa. A Finnish Anouraya Teemu Pukki unowanzoonekwa ndiye hukama Santa Claus pachake, uyo, sezvo tichiziva kuti Finns akadana Joulupukki.
• Rwakabatwa yokuEstonia "Tartu JK Tammeka 'unyanzvi Hungarian Zoltán Csurka, tariro haisi kushushikana kusagadzikana pane dzakaguma zvikuru pedyo Russian" trolling ", chokuita zita rayo wavatorwa.
• Unonzwisisa kuti footballer Romanian Ionut Mazilu, Russian - Alexander Krivoruchko kana Czechs - Michael Pospisil, Martin Akasvetuka achibuda uye Tomash Vyhodil - vanofanira yakawanda nesimba kuratidza kuti zita nechokuita!

Uye chii munyika?

Asi zvichida Slavs zvose rakapfuura imwe mhuri French, vaigara munyika kusvikira mukutanga kwezana remakore rechi20. Nhengo dzaro dzose dzakabayiwa vakabatanidzwa kupfuura musoro unonzi zvinotevera - 1792. Hongu, chete chine nhamba! Uyezve, nhengo dzakawanda genus ichi vakaverengwa mazita sezvo mazita mwedzi. Uko, ari mapepa akanga akanyorwa January 1792. Paivawo munhangemutange muna February, March uye April. Just hama-mwedzi mumwe rungano!

Zvinonzi kunzwisisa kuti mutauro wokuRussia munhu nokuda funniest zita munyika vachava vachiri avo kuti kana mukuwirirana mai rurimi kana vakawanda vari necheSalvic ari mavambo. Asi tichiri kumbobuda kureva mamwe mazita zvomuMoldova uye Romanian (vanhu ava kwazvo kubudirira pakusika kwavo). Somuenzaniso, chii pamusoro anonziwo Boshara (nhanga) kana Carabane (gumbo). Good zvakare: Mox (sekuru) Grivul (mavara) uye Surdul (unvoiced).

The French vari yakarurama vanozvikudza zita Montresor (fuma yangu), uye pakati vokuKorea ikoko nezita vatete. Mongolian cosmonaut musi Huayak mazita chete kazhinji kuchinja pamberi kutizira "Union" (akabhururuka ari Gurragcha). In Canada, ipapo Wacko nokutora, zvinoreva "anopenga", uye pamusoro anonziwo Assman ( "murume hadzi") iri US havana kunzwa chete simbe.

Wadii kuverenga mubhuku runhare!

Moscow runhare Directory - Zvimwe ndizvo bhuku iroro, izvo nezveaiuya funniest mazita kuRussia. Somuenzaniso, vamwe Muscovites ndivo zita Moscow. Kune pakati pavo, uye dambudziko, nezuro, Dobryyvecher, Eybogin, Zadneulitsa, Shoe, Kuzma, FICO, Cook, Malahatka, Nakidaylo, Nedoboy, Hvataymuha kana kutaura pamusoro ushamwari marudzi - Schiborsch.

Uye fungidzira chiratidzo sangano, apo vatema uye chena: "Mutoro sangano basa uye basa kudzivirira: Deadline SI" Ndizvozvo, pane zvinoitika kuti kunyanyisa uye upenyu.

Ndinofunga kuti rakakodzera unonzi wakaita O. A. Rukosuevu akava (zviya, vakanaka zvakanaka) obstetrician-gayinakorojisiti.

A shoma "vachitaura mazita" zvakawanda

Saka kuti pane Directory kuona chii rezinesi, rakanga akanyorwa naMia mushandi yakarwiwa panzvimbo inonzi Karelia mukuru obviousness Alexander zita rokupedzisira? A Ukrainian mubatsiri Bazi Defence uye ndiro zita yakakodzera boatman (mu wokuUkraine zvakafanana "Nyakupa mazano").

Kunyange zvazvo "inorira" mazita anogona kupindira. Somuenzaniso, mutevedzeri chete unonzi prozapas vanoda kufunga, kunyanya zviri ake "kutaura"?

Saka nei nhaka yakadaro?

The ano zita - nhaka kuyeuka nenguva yavakange akaonekwa. It yakazopiwa, pave paya, muna Salons St. Petersburg kwamachinda yakatanga "mukuru" manyorero tega vakadzikama vanokudzwa mhuri, uye vaiva nemashoko chete kuti inowanzoshandiswa dzakakurumbira pakutaura uye, naizvozvovo, havasi pasi chero kusenza pakutanga.

Kana baba kururama rimwe divi kana ziso, ipapo vana vake akapfeka zita Kryven'ka kana Krivobochko kana Krivoguz, Krivoyazy nemamwe, yakafanana diagnoses kutaura. Izvi zvinogona wakawedzera Bezruchko, Bezpaly, ropa, Earless, etc. - .. Just curiosities!

No munyori hazvigoni kuenzaniswa vokuRussia uye Ukrainians, mubairo vomunyika mazita ake tearfulness kana zvinhu zvoupenzi. Kune chete Krepak, Schaslivy kana urombo. Uye sei Semibalamut uye Semirozum akanaka!

Funniest unonzi sezvo zvakaoma kutsanangura sendarama anonhuwira ruva. mazita All pamusoro apa - funny, asi Vanotakura zvinoshamisa nyaya zvinoshamisa vanhu!