Funny toasts pamichato

You rota kutsausa mhemberero vako zvinoshamisa extravaganza, azere zvinoshamisa uye kujairika zviitiko? Zvadaro kuteerera mashomanana mazano ...

Wedding - a kubvongodzwa kwazvo uye kuita zuva muupenyu vakaroorana parudo. Zvisinei, hazvina zvakafanira kutendeuka kupemberera kuva chiitiko nekunzwisisa zvikuru, nokuti zororo uye zororo vanofanira kuti unakirwe. Hapana chinhu manyukunyuku kuchata sezvo anosetsa tositi pamuchato. kwaziso iyi acharangarirwa wechidiki kwenguva refu, sezvo achange zvikuru yepakutanga uye kujairika! Below unogona kuverenga kusetsa tositi kumuchato uye kushandisa nokuda congratulation kana zvakakodzera.

Zvichida mumwe nomumwe wedu akaona kuti majee pamusoro vakaroorana vanofara zvikuru. Zvisinei, mumwe rinowanikwa. Kana murume akamubvunza sei kugara mudzimai wake waaida. Akapindura sezvinotevera: vakararama vachifara anopenga kwemakore makumi maviri nemashanu, iye uye iye. Zvino ... vakasangana, uye zvose muupenyu zvakanga zvakasiyana!

Toasts kumuchato ane chapupu kunofanira kupfuura risingakanganwiki, nokuti chapupu ndiye anokosha kupfuura munhu wechipiri pashure kuchata pamuchato mhemberero. It kunotsamira pake zvizhinji: ari kufara vaenzi mukuru weboka muchato, uye kushingaira kuita makwikwi.

Very chaizvo uye asingakanganwiki nguva dzose kuramba achirovanisa pamuchato nemashoko ako pachako. Kana kutsvakwa, ungayeuka chero dzinonakidza zvinhu paupenyu chikomba, uyo anogona kuita tositi, kuseka pamwe mumakore. Hechino chimwe tositi anoshamisa prose, izvo zvinogona kutaura uchapupu. tositi ichi haumanikidzwi mumusoro, chete zvakakwana kuriverenga kamwe uye kupfupisa, asi nguva dzose kubva pamwoyo.

"Tose kusimba kusuruvara mamiriro anosuruvarisa chokwadi pamusoro kumanikidzwa kuparadzana neshamwari dzedu dzinodikanwa. Zvisinei, isu, shamwari dzake, ziva chii chakaita kunyangarika shamwari: nayo kubiwa chinhu chinopa yakanaka chiedza ngirozi, uye ikozvino anodzoka nayo kwatiri kuti zuva kuitira kuti takakwanisa kuona mufaro wavo. Very vanhu vashoma kuwa zvakadaro mukana kusangana ngirozi ichi muupenyu hwangu. Uye isu, shamwari dzangu, kusimba rombo. Uye mutumwa pamberi pedu; yakanaka mwenga kuti zvimwe akavimbika mubatsiri wedu, gurukota, tikiti kuti zvisingaperi paradhiso mhuri ifare. Ndokusaka isu hatingazvirumbidzi kudemba kuti isu vakafirwa shamwari, nokuti isu ugozvipa kupfuura yakanaka uye akanaka chisikwa panyika. It kuchazadza danda nzira rudo izvozvo, koshesa, koshesa. Uye ndinoona kuti kachiedza yakajeka tariro uye mufaro ngirozi rakadeurwa pamusoro pedu. Zvino tinotarisira nomwoyo wose kuti shamwari yedu haina akarasika, uye anoramba kufara! Uyai, shamwari, simudza magirazi edu kuti utano uye mufaro mutumwa, yakanaka mwenga! "

, Yaingodedera mashoko kudziya kwakadaro haazoregi hanya nomuroori kana mwenga! Hedzino zvishoma zvinonakidza tositi, huine chinangwa, uzivi uye, chokwadi, zvinosetsa.

"Rimwe zuva, ari somuzivi akabvunza zvakanaka, zvechokwadi uye simba ukama hwomurume nomudzimai mhinduro yakanga: kana mudzimai asingadi kuona murume, uye murume haanzwi chii wake mudzimai anoti The chinotevera imwe tositi zvakanaka hukama pakati vakaroorana. ! "

Next congratulation shoma zvakare kwouzivi inoita kuti ufunge uye kugumisa. It anoenda chinhu chakadai. "Munhu wose anoziva kuti shoko" muchato "rine mbiri rinoreva kutanga -. The hwevakaroorana ukama, wechipiri - chigadzirwa nekusvibisa zita Zvinosuruvarisa chaizvo kazhinji zvinoitika kuti pfungwa yechipiri inopinda zvaireva kutanga Zvisinei, hapana mubvunzo kuti, kuroorana haasi muchato .. kana nheyo dzaro rudo. achida vakanga vachangobva kuchata ndiko kuchengetedzwa rimwe simba nechigadziko uye muchato pasina muchato! "

Usaedza mumusoro kana mumwe tositi, usatya kutaura mwoyo yavo. Edza kuisa vose vakazadzwa noushamwari atinoitwa vechiduku, nekuti havana chete pakutanga!

Funny tositi pamuchato kuti kuchava womumhuri panguva mhemberero, izvo achasika inofadza mhepo, kubatanidza vaenzi uchayeuka kwenguva refu. Mumwe ane kusetsa tositi pfungwa kwouzivi zvakakodzerawo kufunga. Saka chete korokotedza vaduku, achiudza kusetsa toasts kumuchato! Iva yepakutanga, nemamwe, mafaro! Fara mhemberero zvokuti kunyange Toastmasters haana kufinhikana mune boka rako!