Funny mashoko Ukrainian uye zvirevo

Funny Ukrainian Mashoko akapa zvakohwewa kuti majee zhinji, anecdotes, Ngano, jargon, uye vagara mhando buffer iri nokusingaperi, nemakore nemakore, asi kwete zvakakura chaizvo kuvengana (asi kutevedzera kwayo) pakati "tufts" uye "Katsap".

Anoseka akanakisisa vari havaratidzi kunzwisiswa Ukrainian

Mumutauro Ukrainian ane yakadaro rurimi twister: "CCB Amene tsabruk, kuti fung peretsabrukarbyvsya". gibberish ichi (parizvino kurarama tsabruk, uyo pakupedzisira stsabrukarbilsya) uve bvunzo nokuda Russian, vanoda kudzidza mutauro Ukrainian. Dzokorora nemazvo (kanenge kamwe!) - uchataura wokuUkraine, angarega kudzokorora - Ukrainian kuseka, kunyange "Russian nzeve," hapana kusetsa hakusi kuti pane "tsabruk peretsabrukarbilsya" Vamwe mhando unorira vachiedza kureva patter dzakawanda "vadzidzi."

VokuRussia, zvakare, kuti mafaro haaiti nguva dzose achitsetsenura Russian mukutaura Ukrainians zhinji, asi aifara kukonzera kusetsa mashoko akawanda kuUkraine, mazita ayo ari vhoriyamu kunobva "stupenya rozuminnya ukrayinskoyi Language Society" (ukuru kunzwisisa mutauro Ukrainian).

"Zupynka" riri kudiwa

Senguva mamiriro ezvinhu. resitorendi mutengi achida kubhadhara, kureva hweta mumutauro wokuUkraine nechikumbiro chake: "Rozrahuyte MENE, kana Chidembo" (Ndapota Change ini,). Serious chiso mutengi kashoma kuti kukwanisa kuchengeta wakafara maitiro hweta asingadi kutaura Ukrainian.

Aigona munhu kubva uninitiated kuuya mumusoro kuti "pochuhav potylytsyu" rinoreva "ndikamumara musoro wake"? Uye wakati anzwa vakafara musikana mhere: "! Oh, Yak garni mbuya" - zvakaoma funga mukonikoni.

Nounyanzvi muhondo kuti "dryuchki" ndizvo zvimwe rakaoma pane kurwa kuti "chimuti". "Hto zabuv Parasolka?" - rinogona kunzwika kuUkraine muna mabhazi, uye "nerozumiyuschy" kunyemwerera kurasikirwa, funga pamusoro chinhu, chete kwete amburera. Kana aripo, paruzhinji chokufambisa, muitisi, vakafugama kwamuri, nomutsa kukuyeuchidzai kuti "Your zupynka sliduyucha" uye iwe chete maererano chinhu "rinotevera" Unombozivei chii totaura kuti rimire.

Kana mumwe munhu anobvuma nemi nemashoko: "Imi maete redhiyo" - vakashinga kunyemwerera, nokuti mashoko zvichireva "Zvakanaka", pane kunyumwira kuti vasori.

Chudova kapelyuh

Mamwe mashoko ari Ukrainian mutauro shamisa nokuti munhuwo uye dzose pfungwa kuva kunakidza, parodic matauriro. unobatwa zhinji uye amuses shoko "shkarpetky", apo masokisi (uye ichi ndicho "shkarpetky"), hapana chikonzero chero chipi zvacho manzwiro (ave mutemo). Kusvika kushanyira shamwari muUkraine, unogona kunzwa panyaya kupfeka slippers, izvo wokuUkraine ruzha seizvi: "The akabatana pamusoro Kaptsov wako" (ndiko slippers enyu). Mumwe kutarisa chindori rwenyu pamusoro ruoko, angati: "Garni (akanaka) chitsitsinho" - uye kana iwe kurumbidza heti, anogona kunzwa kumurumbidza yakadai: "! Chudova kapelyuh"

Mupaki pamusoro pabhenji agere pedyo newe uye mutana, kugomera wearily, anoti: "Ledwith doshkandybav". Zvichida achizvinzwa, iwe uchava manyemwerera pachinzvimbo tsitsi, pasinei nokuti sekuru vake "nepaburi doplelsya".

Vazhinji Ukrainian mashoko anosetsa pamwe rokushandura mumutauro Russian sezvine yakasiyana zvachose, kurasikirwa runako rwayo, akadai yaitikoka "kugara pasi pamwe chete" panzvimbo "syademo pamwe chete" (mashoko orwiyo).

Achitaura kuti imi "s gluzdu zyihaly", anokumhan'arira wako haasi kuedza zvokufungidzira kwauri akabviswa - anoti kuti uri kupenga.

Abvunzwa rini chinotevera bhazi (chitima, trolleybus uye zvichingodaro.), Uye ndine mhinduro, "vzhe nezabarom," musaedza kufunga uko, iwe wakati kuti "munguva pfupi."

We kudzidzisa mutauro Ukrainian

"Dyvna dytyna!" - Ukrainian anoti, kutarisa mwana wako. Regai vandibate zvakaipa, huru vamwe vasina kuita, nokuti "dytyna" - iri mwana. Little girl hohlushka akaona uswa nemhashu, vachiti nomufaro: "Mamo, dyvys, Konyk!"

Kana munhu uchizvirumbidza kuti vakavaka mu "HMAROCHOS", tora mashoko vanozvikoshesa nokuti skyscraper, iro rinoreva "gore nemakadhi".

Usazengurira, kana iwe achida kuenda shangu pamusoro pamazimbe anopisa, uchanzwa yambiro kuchema: "! Bezgluzdya" Izvi hazvisi izvo ungafunga, chiri "upenzi".

Kunzwa shure nyarara akavhunduka mhere: "Yak vrodliva divchyna!" - regai kumhanyira kutsamwira kana kugumbuka, nokuti mumwe munhu chete yemura kunaka kwako (mu wokuUkraine - "Kufanana"). Asiwo, kana shure akaridza uverennnoe "shlondra", kuita pasina chikanganiso, nekuti, pasinei madudziro emazwi French, iyo inoita nzira yaro shoko, iwe kunge akabvuma kuti mukadzi / musikana "hakusi rinorema kwazvo" maitiro.

"Ini pidskochu Yak-nebud" - zvinogona kukuudza mumwe waunoziva itsva wokuUkraine, achivimbisa kuti "zvimwe kumhanya" uye kwete kusvetuka, sezvo unogona inzwiwe.

Tikaitira Plums kana Pears, Ukrainochka rupo kunogona ndikuyambirei vasashungurudzwa, hinting panguva mukana kusagadzikana mudumbu nemashoko "... vanogara Shvidka Nastya NE akarwisa" (kwete akarwisa zvakasimba Nastya). Ndinobvumirana kuti hazvina sezvo kutyisa sezvo manyoka uye zvinoita zvinofadza.

Uye schogla gnetsya kuti rypyt

Kupfuura musoro Mashoko Ukrainian pamwe kujairika kuti "Russian nzeve," asi shanduro nzwisisa. Vamwe vana, Somuenzaniso, vanosarudza zvihwitsi "Vedmedyk klyshonogy" pane "Bear Bruin", zvakanaka, vakadzi vanoda zvihwitsi "Kissing" tsukerki "Tsom-Tsom".

"Golden Chain pamusoro pomuouki (uye goridhe lantsyug pamusoro pake), uye masikati nousiku katsi musayendisiti (uye Deng uye ipapo nich shato huru wucheng County) achiri anoenda kuburikidza noruketani (pamusoro lantsyugu kruzhlyae Tim)". Zvinoita ndafara, melodic, asi ... "vanonyemwerera".

Lots kunakidza "yechiUkraine Lermontov" Iye apo "... uye schogla gnetsya rypyt kuti" kunyange kana "... uye rechikepe Bends creaking," pane hazvisekesi.

In Russian muna Ukrainian

Funny mashoko Ukrainian uye zvirevo dzichitaridzika somugumisiro, kutaura mudukusa, kururama, uye dzimwe nguva oedza kutaura shoko pamusoro Russian "yechiUkraine manyorero." Somuenzaniso, unogona kunzwa runako musikana apesane mukomana kutaura: "! Ne Fingering, Vasko" Nzeve haagoni kutenda, asi zviri chete asina mhosva pitikoti rurimi, nekuti aida kutaura "NE kurwisana" (regai seka, kwete zli). "Ndinoti kwamuri otkrovenno" - angati vakakangamwa mutauro wavo waamai kuUkraine, asina kurangarira shoko "vidverto". Kubva chete akatevedzana uye anokosha akadai: kanhvetka (yum), NE razgovaryuyte, pevytsya (muimbi), acetic (dzinonaka), NE naravitsya (havadi), etc ...

Ukrainian Mashoko Russian, vakaberekwa mamwe mashoko uye kuratidzwa kakawanda "mu-bhegi" mutauro Russian, kana pamusoro pakanyorwa yemamiriro mashoko Russian, apo vari akakodzera, "sebhiza riri kuchitoro."

kazhinji dzakawanda mumhanzi mutauro Odessa akariposhera anogona kunzwa "zvahungava hwakaita zvakavimbika" vakadaro: tamochki (uko), tutochki (pano kurudyi), tudoyu (enzira divi), syudoyu (ichi mugwagwa divi), matzo (kubata, kubata), tynyatsya (rutanda) uye dzimwe anokosha akawanda. "Vus MUSUNGO?" - zvichange kubvunzwa nemi pane imwe nguva iri Odessa Privoz, uye edza kuita zvokufungidzira zvinorehwa (Más - muchiHebheru, "chii", uye MUSUNGO - yechiUkraine "zvakaipa").

Innovation "iri Ukrainian manyorerwo"

A pamazita anoshamisira muboka, yaisanganisira "utsanzi" shoko wokuUkraine (kusetsa, zvimwe kuwedzeredzwa anotamisa), ari kuwedzera zuva nezuva. Izvi ainyanya kutaura uye pfungwa dziri kurira zvakakwana muna wokuUkraine. Saka nhasi unogona kunzwa ndechokuti: drabynkova Majdanek (manera), mizhpoverhovy drotohid (erevheta), morzotnyk (furiza), Mapa (Mepu) pilosmokt (vacuum), Komora (pandiri), dryzhar (vibrator), dushets (senitrogen) , lipylo (guruu), shtrykavka (sirinji), zhyvchik (kupomba), rotoznavets (chiremba wemazino), dribnozhyvets (utachiona), Krivulya (kunzvenganzvenga), zyavysko (Fani), pryskalets (yokugezera), zhivoznavets (zvipenyu), povy (bhandiji) , obizhnyk (yokunzvenga jira), uye vamwe.

Vanopika muna Ukrainian

Risingadzivisiki kuti nzeve Ukrainian zvinonyadzisira, uye vaya vasina chaizvo kunzwisisa zvaireva vamwe vavo unorira "rinoshamisa nomuimbirwo" uye kunyange anogona pave vanetsane, moyo vakatukwa.

"Uye vanogara Shvydkoi Nasteyu ipapo instal lment tebe ... (vanoshamwaridzana chaunoda). A schoby Penyika vylysiv, Yak rworudzii Poppy stupa ... Uye vanogara dzako Morden mapfunde molotyly ... Uye Schaub Toby Bulka S mhino popped ... A vagari tebe vbryknula nendege ... uye Schaub tebe Kolka skolola ... A kwakavanzika obsily vagari tebe ... uye Toby vanogara rinokonzera netsoka achauya ... "uye vazhinji, kungofunga nomutsa uye vepachokwadi zvido.

Pereborschilki

Uye pakupedzisira, vamwe "yakakurumbira", haawanzopiwi zvaparadzwa, kusanganisira chakavambwa ekunyebera Shona vamwe mashoko Ukrainian dzisiri zvachose vepachokwadi uye kukonzera kuseka. Spalahuyka (vakareruka), zalupivka (shavishavi), chahlik nevmyruschy (Bag mapfupa) , pysunkovy akaipa (bonde maniac), yayko-spodivayko (zai "Kinder Chishamiso"), sikovytyskach (juicer), darmovys (chisungo), pisyunets (muhadyana) , DAC-vidbuvaylo (mbudzi) gumovy natsyutsyurnik (kondomu) uye vamwe.

"Handizivi kuti mweya wangu hohlyatskaya kana Russian. Ini chete kuziva kuti chero nzira haana kupa zvikomborero kana malorossiyaninu kuti Russian kana Russian kuti malorossiyaninom. Vose Nature zvakare akapa naMwari, uye, sokunge iri chinangwa, mumwe nomumwe rine chii hakusi mamwe - chiratidzo pachena kuti vazadze mumwe nomumwe "(N. V. Gogol).