Updates pamusoro pamuviri kuti network

Kumirira kusununguka - inoshamisa mamiriro, akazara manzwiro. Naizvozvo, mukadzi pachake nemhuri yake uye shamwari Chokwadi, anofanira kuiswa pamusoro pamuviri mamiriro avo pasocial network. statuses izvi zvinogona kuratidza maitiro anonakidza, zvaunofarira uye kujairika ndatsamwa Mafungiro izvo riri mumwoyo womwana.

Funny statuses pamusoro pamuviri

Chokwadi, pasina humour pose. Saka ona zvinotevera statuses, kuti chokwadi kukwanisa kuwana nzvimbo yayo pamusoro mapeji "In Touch", "Vaunodzidza navo" uye dzimwe dzakadaro.

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shamwari yangu vakatanga kuwanazve,

Uye zuva rose pasofa akadonha,

Zvinoitawo achirwira mudumbu.

Uye zvose nokuda vaduku pamba ipapo.

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I kudya herring chocolate,

Aspic mondo,

Borsch cake,

Cookies vane radish,

nekuti abdominal

Ndine mwana.

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Mumwe munhu angataura kuti ndine wavatorwa.

Handizivi zvandinoda.

Ini kupindura, kwete, kwete kuti,

Just uchida sangweji

I kuzvirunga soseji,

Apple uye apricots akaomeswa,

Uye jamhu, chizi,

To kuravira sokuti zvakanaka.

Musafunga uri zvakaipa,

Just mhenyu padumbu rangu nokuvhuvha.

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Akabvunza murume keke,

Kuti arege kunzwa kusuruvara.

Asi paakanga ari muchitoro,

Ndinoda cabbage.

Zvino ndinoda herring,

Sweet tsotso, Medco.

Dzose nguva sezvaanoda,

Nekuti dzinodiwa anoziva

Zvandiri kumirira mwana.

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In pamuviri, kuti vanofarira zvakasiyana.

Kubva chido inonaka nemisodzi anodarika.

Uye ndichiri munyika chitoro, nechekare vanoda orenji.

Baby vanofarira anosarudza kwandiri, uye ipapo agere relishes.

Updates pamusoro pamuviri: yakanaka, azere manzwiro

Chokwadi, vakadzi vari munzvimbo dzakayerera manzwiro. Naizvozvo, dzimwe nguva zvakakodzera chaizvo kuti aone statuses pamusoro pamuviri, umo navernetsya kubvarura, uye haanyatsonzwisisi avo ezvinhu. Ona pfungwa dzinotevera. Zvakadzama nezvainoreva pamusoro mamiriro nhumbu:

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Kumirira chishamiso, handingadzori zvakaipa pachavo.

Ini achadya chinhu chinobatsira,

Kuteerera mimhanzi fadza.

Kuva kudzidza mabhuku ose uye magazini,

Avo umo vanonyora pamusoro vana.

Zvino Ndichaenda gara pasi chinyararire uteerere kune krovinushku wake.

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Ose Nzvimbo I akaongorora,

Ndakaverenga nhetembo dzavo,

Tales vakadzidza, zvakare,

Songs vataura mweya.

Uye ikozvino Ndinogara, nziyo,

Uye mwana, Ndakamirira.

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Handisi kupfeka fashionably,

Sezvo zvakanaka panokwanisika dumbu,

Nokuda kwevagari vayo,

zvinodhura Very.

Saka sezvo asina chakati imba yake,

No chingamu, hapana mabhandi,

Vprygnu mu undershirts rokwe

Uye ini famba ari akanyarara.

ndima About nepamuviri

Chokwadi, munenge mamiriro pamuviri - "akamirira chishamiso", ndicho pfupi kana rhymed mashoko kwete chete. Possible nezvenzvimbo iyi nhetembo rose kutaura.

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Ini Akakwakuka hwangu padumbu gumbo.

Oh, uye anoda kuti kumhanya gumbo uku munzira.

Asi akagara mandiri, mwanakomana Il mwanasikana

Dzimwe nguva, ini achigogodza kusvikira mutinhimira vomuzuva uye nochek.

, Ari kudziya nomudumbu, uye kuonekwa ikoko anogona zvakajeka,

Apo Amai haadi kurara,

Ndinonakidzwa nguva dzose,

Nepo pacharo,

kufarira kusikwa Panyika imba.

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Kunyange chinoshamisa dzimwe nguva, vakadzi vane pamuviri,

Asi strangeness ichi vapiwa kubva kumusoro, zvimwe.

Kuti zvakaipa haana cherechedzai, kudzivirira tsinga.

Uye kana munhu pipsqueak sokuti, mashoko azere pachayo akapa.

Wonder Woman wavo maitiro mundima

Pane statuses pamusoro pamuviri kutsvinyira kana peppercorn. Naivowo, vanofanira kuteerera.

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Nhasi Ndakatenga bvunzo,

Uye tsvuku akanzwa-tip mudanga,

I vaswedere mapoka maviri,

Kuvanda kutya.

Regai kupa ruoko,

Akaroora vachadanwa.

Nomwenga wakanaka

Ipapo mudane.

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Nhasi Ndakasimuka mangwanani,

Peregladila zvakare

All manapukeni, undershirts,

The mubhedha achizoita kudzima.

Zvakare Kurohwa zvose mbatya,

I kutarisa fasteners,

Nekuti nokukurumidza,

Ndinoona Chips angu.

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Mhosva anyanya kwemwedzi,

Unofunga rwendo?

Hongu, anenge zvakanaka,

Asi rwendo kuti zvandinoda:

Manapukeni, unopisika, pipettes,

Hombodo, Pacifiers, sliders, booties,

Hamvuropu, ruomba, upfu, cakes on the,

Oh, sei ndisina Dodge,

Usakanganwa zvose pamusoro list,

Kana ndikaenda kuchipatara.

Zvino, pamusoro mamiriro ari pamuviri, ari kutarisira zvikuru mupfungwa misangano inogona pfupi.

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Akaenda kuchipatara, ndichadzoka naamai.

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Nhasi, ndakaisa pamwe pasuru kuti achapa chipatara tikiti.

Manapukeni, manapukeni, Pacifiers, booties, nguo chokwadi uye zvihwitsi pachavo.

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Nokukurumidza kuva pasi mahwindo murume wangu kufamba, mai, baba uye mbuya, zvakare,

Nokuti chiedza I kutarisana uyo anodhura kuti wose upenyu.

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Hakunakidzi, mikukutu, monotonous upenyu, nokukurumidza kuva pamusoro,

Chete muchichengeta.

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Small, akanaka, akanaka shoma tsapo,

Handizivi, mwanasikana wangu agere ipapo mwanakomana, il.

Asi ndinonzwa zvinyoronyoro, nyoro muviri,

Ndiani anoziva apo kuenda.

Taura manzwiro ako uye kuudzawo dzenyu nazvo. Zviri akanaka uye nyama.